Use telepathy to communicate with your big ass MILF wife to know whether she is in the need of some dick at the moment

The porn industry has really come very far. A fitness freak pornstar and escort told me that she had to go through a written examination before being auditioned practically for her first movie. She told me that over 88% of the female candidates fail the written examination that they take and the percentage of failures is even higher for the male candidates whether it be for the written or practical examination. Passing both the written and practical examination were inevitable for this big ass MILF, she is really smart and wonderful in bed. She also told me that she keeps experimenting with different diets all the time.

One good friend of mine who worked for the CIA in the past told me that the ratio of crossdressers has greatly reduced a lot since the internet porn has come into the picture. He like myself believes that the interest in crossdressing has its roots in unsatiated sexual desires and it was at its peak in the 1970s and 1980s when sexually stimulating videos and pictures were everywhere but it was widely believed that masturbation is bad. The medical doctors proved the belief long ago but the belief stayed for too long. Even today such a stupid belief exists in the minds of a great percentage of the population of the earth, especially in the third world countries.

This Ex-CIA agent friend of mine learnt meditation techniques by an Indian yogi and he claims that he can talk to his loved ones through telepathy. He claims that he can meditate for 4 minutes sitting in any part of the world and tell whether his wife is horny tonight or not, even without talking to her through telepathy or some other means.

Can you imagine a happy nation where there is not much sexual activity going on all the time?

One of the dudes that I hated back in the school but he is a good friend of mine now, started a battery wholesale business which is mainly dependent upon eBay and Amazon for most of the sales. This friend of mine tells me that the previous business which he was involved in involved a lot of dealings with the beautiful women personally but generated very little profits. He says that he really misses meeting women like he did before and that’s the reason why his usage of XXX Video and Escorts has been on a rise ever since. He also got divorced last year. You would be surprised to know that I met him about 8 months ago at a Bangkok massage parlor which was a total co-incidence. I didn’t see him for over a decade until then. We both were really glad meeting each other and enjoyed visiting different massage parlors of Thailand for the next few days that we were there.

Last Thursday, I wrote this escort parody song based on Ace of Base’s Happy Nation:-

“Topmost escorts,

Hiring the topmost escorts,

Where the stunning beauty,

Arrives to your hotel room right on time,

And opens the zip of your pants,

A situation leading to sweet salvation.

For the men and the women,

For manhood,

We are having sexy time,

Big Dicks by big men that long last,

And over time we have learned from the past,

That no man alone is enough for his woman,

A man will survive for the next 24 hours.

We are having fun with the escorts,

It does cost a lot,

Tell them we don’t remember how many we hired till date,

It is never too late,

You can have some fun,

Don’t become a Catholic nun or marry one,

Topmost escorts will come to you,

And they will strip for you.”

Army Officer’s wife got an offer to work for British Porn Videos and the officer who also happens to be my good friend is proud of it

I have a friend who is in the army, his wife does stripping and sometimes also offers escort services as well. My friend knows about it all and he says that he is completely okay with it as long as she provides her sex like a maniac when he is back home, brings tens of thousands dollars per month home and they don’t have any children. She even got an offer to work in British Porn Videos, but my friend told her not to work in any porn movie because he doesn’t want his future children to know that their mother sold her body for the money. He wants his children to grow up thinking that both their parents are saintlike.

This friend of mine even once found his nephew fucking his wife. He told them to enjoy and how sorry he was to interrupt them on the spot. He even gave some advice to his nephew after they were done and told him that he can fuck his wife whenever they are both ready and willing. The nephew told him that he doesn’t like thick chicks and he would really appreciate it if his aunt (my army friend’s wife) loses some weight. The nephew asked his uncle to encourage his wife to join some gym or health club in order to lose some weight.

I have also banged the wife of this friend of mine and because I had banged my wife already several times the same day before banging her, my dick wasn’t stiff. She told me while giving a blowjob to me that she appreciates a stiffness of a cock over its length or girth.

My friend met this woman at a massage parlour for the first time where she worked as a masseuse. She was still in college back then and worked there for an extra buck. Hence, my friend is never surprised by her promiscuity ever and understands it very well that she has been addicted to sex since a very young age and hence it is impossible to live for her without getting a lot of it.

Most Monaco escorts are smarter than an average GP, you just need to meet one to and be wary of not getting addicted

In the August of this year, I met this Monaco escort who told me that she wants to start an escort business of herself that will completely rely upon the donations but says that it seems impossible because of the potential abuse. Says that she is still confused because she wants to serve the people, she told me that it wouldn’t even have been possible for her to think about such a thing in any other country, but because it is Monaco, one of the richest nations on the face of the earth, she could think about such an idea.

This Monaco escort that I mentioned above was also an environmentalist who told me that she donates regularly to different environmental groups including Sierra Club Foundation and American Rivers. She told me that she has driven nothing but drives electric cars since the day she learnt how to drive. She had a degree in Computer Science as well. Along with being a stunning beauty, she was a wonderful person as well and I don’t think that anybody can deny this fact. Looking at how well she manages her time schedule and how many activities she performs within a period of 24 hours, it seemed like she was a mathematician as well.

She knew so many herbs to get rid of the ED, I asked her whether she was a pharmacist or a physician, she replied “All my cousins are physicians including 2 surgeons. I have a habit of learning things and I keep asking them one thing or another through Whatsapp and other mediums and they are always happy to tell.”

Older men watch as much of the free porn videos as their teenage counterparts

I read this story of an ever-horny woman on Reddit last night who wrote that once when coming back from the office to home, she first fucked a total stranger in the bus, then she fucked her brother-in-law after not finding her husband home but her brother-in-law instead and while they were both fucking, the husband came home and joined his wife and brother. The story reminded me of a porn movie I once watched while I was a teenager.

It is my personal observation that nothing costs more than a pussy in the long run, including the old ones, so better let someone enjoy the pussy while you watch free porn videos and enjoy it with your hand, fleshlight or pillow.

I recently met this old man who once got an opportunity from an Eastern European refugee who offered him a nice fuck wherever he wanted to and whenever he wanted to, in exchange for a shelter, he fucked her right there on the street and took her back home. After fucking her regularly for 6 months that he decided to marry her and they both have 4 kids together now. This guy claims to have had a lot of public sex and he always tells me that what’s not good about public sex is that it is extremely addictive, he says that even after getting married, you may want to fuck your spouse only in the streets, it is that addictive.

Another man I met last year told me that loud moans are generally fake and he always doubted that his wife made fake loud sounds while they were both fucking and to confirm it, he once fucked her in the public and she was as silent as a stone.

I spend most of the time in my office chatting with the cam girls and I know that so do you

As pleasurable it is to chat with a fine cam model, equally hard it is to manage and operate an adult live cam chat website. I learnt this after I attempted to have one of mine. It failed drastically and I am not lying when I say that I tried my best to manage it, make it profitable, popular by advertising as much as I could as per my budget. I also hired a couple of guys to check that everything is working well and they did a great job, kudos to those guys and hats-off to the best adult chat sites for tablets that have been able to make it this far in an extremely competitive industry.

If you ask me about what the greatest invention of the past decade is, I am going to answer “Live Cam Chat Websites”. I along with several other users believe that the cam models are very underrated and their services are extremely underpaid as well. I believe that there should be a Hall of Fame for Cam Models as well.

I saw a Governor candidate for one of the US states recently on a live sex cam chat website but there is no way that I am going to tell her name here because I fear the politicians but boy, was she hot without them clothes on.

Before I didn’t chat with the cam models at the office but since the advent of smart phones, I spend most of my time in the office chatting with the cam models and I believe that there is a great possibility about you doing the same if you are a regular reader of my blog.

Experienced escorts in Paris are experts at saving you from having a refractory period

Each of the escort girls that I ever came across till date was an expert in saving the man from feeling the refractory period. One of the MILF Escort Paris told me that she makes the guy’s refractory period longer whom she doesn’t like. These escort ladies let me tell you, know it very well as to how to do the act and at what point make him ejaculate so that he doesn’t feel the refractory period and dizziness that comes with it. These ladies can make you save every drop of your spiritual fluid at their wish and lose only the poisonous one and they can do the opposite as well if you become too rude to them.

The high class female escorts apart from having joy, also work very hard in the gym and not to mention, in the bedroom as well. Surprisingly enough, the quality of an average high class female escort is as good in India, Japan or Thailand as it is in England, France or Germany.

I know a husband and wife couple that have started working as part-time escorts after getting fascinated with the business and learning how much joy and money is hidden in it. Both the husband and wife in this case are wealthy neurosurgeons who drive nothing but Toyotas because they believe that anything that doesn’t last isn’t worth buying. I don’t know what are they going to tell the client of theirs who tell them after hiring them for a couple of hours that what is not yours forever isn’t worth buying. I have been thinking about hiring the wife the next time I am in their city. I am too excited just thinking about my rendezvous with that thick MILF.

Ask your women to replace their cigarette smoking addiction with cock smoking

One of the foremost reasons why it is such a smart decision to marry a woman who is a stunning beauty is that she gets a lot of stares from the strangers on the streets and many times, she is already wet due to the same even before you make your first move on her. If she smokes, she might even give you a smoking blowjob while you rub her already wet pussy with one hand and finger her dirty ass with the fingers of another.

I have dated several marathon racers in my life and while some of those may be really hot, it is never an intelligent thing to date one as they do not get wet as easy and once they do, they don’t stay wet for too long. If you ask me, it is the BBWs that stay wet for the longest.

I have a mechanic friend who says that making an Italian car last forever is harder than it is to keep your wife look young forever.

This mechanic friend of mine refers to 20-40 year old hot women with a hot body as sports cars. Those who are 20-40 year old average looking women as hatchback.

He always tells a story about how when once two chicks failed to pay for his services, he made them wash the cars at his shop in the bikini and made them dance naked in the nearby garden as well. He claims that they did it all without any sort of hesitation and seemed to have enjoyed it thoroughly. He also tried to convince them to have sex with him but they denied it.