Get yourself a sex doll before you get yourself a girlfriend

I have a very good friend who buys a new sex doll each Christmas, this year he bought a mini sex doll from www.sexdollonline.com for $1349, and he claims that it is his best $1349 ever spent.

This friend of mine calls his wife Toyota Prius and his sex dolls – Fancy European cars.

He loves to go out for sex tourisms as well and his most recent destination was India where he enjoyed both the cheap brothels and high class female escorts. He hated the cheap brothels of India but says that the high class female escorts of India are some of the best. The agency he dealt with in Goa, even had some Bollywood actresses working for them a couple of days per month, but they were too expensive. US $10, 000 for just 2 hours for the cheapest of those.

This friend of mine loves women who ride motorcycles, although he himself doesn’t know till date how to ride one. He only drives cars, not even a bicycle will do.

He also blogs anonymously about his escort adventures. He has already written about 400 posts about his 400 adventures with different escort girls belonging to different parts of the world. He has mentioned on his blog that only 50 of those adventures were worth it and 22 of those adventures were with 22 different pornstar escorts.

The most shocking thing that he has written on his blog till date, which most find hard to believe including myself is that the infamous and veteran wrestler – Triple H aka Hunter Hearst Helmsley aka Paul Michael Levesque, now suffers with an incurable erectile dysfunction which happened during a fight on the World Wrestling Entertainment’s arena. He claims that his wife – Stephanie McMahon has been making him a cuckold each night ever since then, he claims to have himself spent 3 nights with Stephanie while HHH was just looking at them fucking each other and trying to get an erection himself.

Your wife gives me a blowjob twice a week and UEONO

I recently came across some comments on a James Deen and Alanah Rae porn video where he was punishing Alanah very badly. The theme of the video was punishment and hence it shouldn’t come as a surprise. But what came to me as a surprise was the fact that how the people (all male usernames) mentioned that how much they miss James Deen in the porn. There is a reason why they always used to choose James Deen for such movies. The guy was really abusive and he has been accused of being abusive by more female pornstars than any other including one of my favorites – Nikki Benz. I don’t want to waste my time with talking about the idiot James Deen anymore, let’s talk about something else.

I remember that I used to feel very bad and guilty after jacking-off to the incest porn when I used to be a teenager but now I don’t. Now I love those incest porn videos, especially the ones involving blowjobs.

I personally believe that nobody other than Jesus has been able to live a celibate life in the entire history of mankind. I firmly believe that all the rest who claimed to have lived celibate lives were/are all liars including the apostles, Hindu monks and others.

I have personally observed this one thing in my life after fucking hundreds, if not thousands of women of different races and classes, and that is that the best dressed women are generally the lamest fucks. And there is another thing that I have observed in this time period and that is that nothing enlarges my dick like a good old big ass. If your wife has a big ass, then send her to me and I will prove to you what I just claimed.

Wife doesn’t suck his dick, so he gets it sucked from the Trannies he meets on TrannyRoulette

I have a friend who owns his own limo service in Kentucky. Both himself and his wife are sex machines, and I say this regarding his wife from the first-hand experience. Though you would be surprised to learn that this wife of my friend hates to give a blowjob to anyone, including her boyfriends and husband; her husband has tried several times for the same, each time she bites her cock with her sharp teeth and claim that it was an accident. To enjoy blowjobs, he started visiting trannies that he met on Trannyroulette.com

Trannies are some of the best people to receive a blowjob from and this is something that I tell you from my first-hand experience as well.

This friend of mine who owns a limo service in Kentucky, brags about being a Cheetah in bed and the sucker cannot convince his own wife to give him a BJ. I bet that if she were my wife, she would be blowing me all day all night long.

This sucker friend of mine and his wife have created a private vocabulary for the bedroom fun. They refer to the slow speed fucking as ‘first gear’, when his wife wants it faster, she asks him to fuck her in the ‘sixth gear’.

They also do a lot of roleplay. Mostly he plays the role. His and her most favorite is when he plays the cop.

When I fucked her, I didn’t have to play the role. Our actual story of fucking was quite accidental and I hope that I meet such an accident soon once again.

French women don’t like to suck that dick as much as the Chinese women do and those free porn videos are the proof

I have participated in several sexual orgies in the past and let me tell you by my personal experience, that it is one of the worst sexual things that you can do.

If you have never fucked and watch a lot of free porn videos, here is a surprising fact for you, that rockhard big dicks aren’t responsible for tearing down as many pussies as the act of fingering is.

I have a religious friend who believes that we are living in the end times. And one of the prophecies regarding the end times is that the career women will be dressed up as whores while the whores will be naked all the time.

Let me tell you from my personal experience, that a man should never refer to a woman as ‘slut’. Even when she rides like crazy and rides different men all the time.

I lived in the Republic of China for a couple of years of my life and I observed it over and over there that the Chinese men have a very low libido while the Chinese women are just the opposite. I took a great advantage of this situation and fucked those Chinese chicks in doggystyle position all the time. One strange fact about the Chinese women is that they like fucking on the kitchen table over bed. Chinese women believe that drinking sperm slows down the ageing for a woman and that’s why they are always hungry for some.

I personally believe that sex is a lot more than mere biological drive and that’s the reason why they should allow incest at homes, given the condition that proven contraceptive methods are used.

I lived in France for 5 years as well and it was astonishing to see so many young and MILF beauties roaming on the streets of the France all the time. I believe that the secret behind French women’s beauty lies in the fact that there are no mosquitoes there. Unfortunately, the French women don’t seem to like to have sex as much as their Chinese counterparts do, and that’s the prime reason why I didn’t have much of a luck with those French women.