I fuck each of the female celebrities that I am familiar with, making her wear some sexy stockings

I wonder all the time that what would it be like if all the men were born with a blue dick, just like most western girls’ pussy turn pink as they reach the adulthood. Would the women like it more or despise it?

It is a pity that the god made the women so colorful and the men not so much. The color of our penis almost remains the same as we reach the adulthood, but women’s clit becomes red, their boobs grow so much and turn into two magnificent domes, their ass – the place where they poop out all their ingested junk from, becomes so stunning that the men are willing to die just to touch those once. It is an unfair world. I wish all the time that if I were born a woman, I would fuck different men all the time. Moreover, us men can’t last more than 30-40 minutes on an average, while the women just need a lubricant and have sex all their adult lives.

I learnt the art of tantric sex in the financial year 2012 and as an ex-eBay stealth account creator and seller, I concluded that tantric sex is like the eBay steal accounts, you get the hold of it after several trials and errors. Also, if you find a guru, just like in the case of eBay stealth accounts, you are likely to do it a lot better.

I have always known some celebrities in my lifetime and when I used to be an eBay seller, I would sell their autographed stuff and make over US $20000 with this tactic per month. I had one account dedicated to this activity only.

Each of the female celebrities that I ever met, I became infatuated with her, due to her class, beauty, style, elegance, charisma. But I couldn’t fuck a single one of those. Thanks to the technology, nowadays, I jerk-off to those female celebrties’ deepfake stockings porn videos all the time and it really feels like that I am fucking those celebrity chicks for real.

Now fuck your pregnant wife like a pornstar with the help of my free tips

I have been busy bashing the Happeh of the infamous Happeh Theory lately and that’s why I haven’t been writing much here.

I love to eat chicken, fuck my wife doggystyle, roar like a Lion doing it, that’s the reason why they call my current neighborhood a jungle for top-notch hoes.

I have been eating a lot of rooster meat lately and let me tell you something which you may already be aware of and that is that, eating the rooster meat has really reduced the refractory period for me like no other thing ever could. Now, I don’t need any naps after fucking my wife for several times in a day.

Even several of my regular readers didn’t have an idea that I was so great at sex until they read the free e-Book that I wrote offering sex tips. It has had over 24000 downloads within only a couple of months and without any sort of advertisement at all.

I have also offered many tips to fuck your pregnant wife safely like they do in the pregnant porn movies, which I am certain that will help you all.

I recently came across a blogger on a Discord sex server, who told me that the women with Welsh ancestry are the most prone to cheating and he sounded so confident making his claim. I have been extremely afraid since then, because my wife is nothing but 100% Welsh. I would have asked her for a divorce if I didn’t have enough confidence on my sexual prowess.

This Discord dude also claimed to know tons of history and told me that the King Solomon aka Jedidiah of the United Kingdom of Israel was a bisexual guy who used to suck his own dick right in the presence of his wives and concubines.

Czech Mega Swingers love it big and thick just like your All-American wife

I personally believe that the European porn will surpass the American porn in popularity by over 100 times by the financial year 2027. When I say American porn, I mean the porn belonging to the United States of America, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Chile and other countries on the continents of North and South America. Out of all such American pornstars, I only enjoy watching a few, which includes Meana Wolf, Tata Holiday, Alyssa Lynn, Alexis Fawx, Reagan Foxx, Mindi Mink, Xev Bellringer, to name some. But the list of the European pornstars that I love to watch is endless. I mostly like to watch the Czech porn, out of all the European porn and out of all the Czech porn, I love to watch czech mega swingers the most.

I really want to move to the Czech Republic or Russia in the near future, so that I can get to enjoy Czech or Russian beauties all the time. If you haven’t been with a Czech or Russian woman till date, you have missed the entire meaning of life.

I personally know the young CEO of a major corporation, who married an immigrant Czech woman, who is 1998 born, just for the sake of his love for the Czech women. She doesn’t even speak mediocre English yet. I have been trying to get close to her lately and the excuse that I have made is that I am trying to teach her fluency in the English language.

I would like to end this post by stating and advising you all that talkative young girls are a headache, but talkative grannies are adorable, so get yourself a talkative granny like the Russian GILF Pornstar – Franny to live a happy and content life.

Super-Hot Wife gifted her Bisexual Husband 24K Butt Plugs on his 36th Birthday and then asked him to Whip her ass very hard

She wears skin-tight shirts and boots all the times, she is 5’11” tall and has a marvelous body, which gets any man (perhaps including her brothers and father) hard just with a sight of her.

She gifted her bisexual husband Lelo Earl, one of the most expensive butt plugs made of 24 Karat Gold on his 36th Birthday. He gifted her a Johnny Sins sex doll on her 32th Birthday.

She loves to get her ass whipped by something strong that makes her ass look red like an apple, with just one whip, like you would see in XXX Videos. She once got seriously wounded once, but back to getting her ass whipped regularly as soon as she got healed.

She drives nothing but right-hand drive cars, he drives nothing but trucks or SUVs. She loves her cars in pastel colors, he loves his cars white, black or red.

He claims that the assholes of women between the ages of 35-45 feel the best; She asks him “How do you know it when you claim that you never had sex with anyone other than me in your entire life and I am only 32?” He replies that this is what they concluded it in a study. She asks him to send her the link to that list. He replies that they have deleted it or it is no more publicly available. She knows that he is lying.

She ends up cheating with a black man and finds it to be nothing special. She then tries a Hispanic dick and gets addicted to it and now fucks that same Hispanic dick more than she does that of her husband, whom she claims to love so much.

This is the story of a Certified Dermatologist couple whom I met recently on a SlackChat.

Freak and Naturally Voluptuous Middle-Eastern beauties on Chaturbate and Top Escort Directories

Two of my most favorite MILF Porn Stars ever are Ms Paris Rose and Sylvia aka Mandi aka Trailer Trash. I believe that both are some of the most underrated 50+ Porn Stars and they deserve more regard than 99.9% of the MILF or GILF Porn Stars.

Both Ms Paris Rose and Sylvia used to be stunners before they both ruined their looks with illegal drug usage. They both have become far more sexual since then. If one wants to see how great Sylvia aka Mandi aka Trailer Trash and what some porn freaks taunt her the name with – Metheny, looked back in her younger years, just watch her ‘Liquor Clit’ by Reality Kings or ‘Homeless Girls Have More Fun’ by BangBus. I really want to see both Ms Paris Rose and Sylvia enjoy the current hot male Porn Star – JMac’s dick in a threesome porn video.

My current favorite younger female Porn Stars are Lena Paul, Blair Williams and Violet Myers, all naturally busty chicks. I prefer those assets big and natural, be they on a MILF, GILF or a teenager. I really wish that the three chicks that I just mentioned don’t get ruined by drug addiction ever, even though I doubt that Lena Paul and Blair Williams take those occasionally.

I love Middle-Eastern chicks as well. If one wants to see how big of freaks the Middle-Eastern chicks are (including the Persian ones), just watch some of their amateur videos on any porn website. These Middle-Eastern chicks can give their Hispanic or Black girls a run for their money, when it comes to the freakishness. If you want to enjoy their freakishness live, just log in to the Chaturbate or hire a Middle-Eastern escort, if there is any in the city/town/village that you live in.

Riku loves AsianSexDiary more than the rest of the internet porn combined

I have a Japanese friend named Riku, who brags that he once fucked a nurse in the Ambulance once when he was extremely ill. He believes that the nurse had took some sexual stimulant which she discovered at the hospital and was the one to initiate it. He says that till date, he cannot forget that fun experience.

This Japanese friend of mine believes that you are not a good husband until you have made your wife had some fun with a BBC at least once. He claims that he regularly hires black gigolos to fuck his beautiful wife with ample curves and she loves him for that. He says that a White dick trying to beat a BBC is like the Triumph trying to beat the Mercedes in 1950s.

Riku claims that the Amazon blondes are a lot more fun than their Brunette or Ginger counterparts. He likes to give example of one of the most popular Amazon pornstars and certainly the most popular Italian pornstar for the past few years – Alura Jenson. He says that it is a pity that the blondes don’t make as great BBWs as their brunette counterparts. He likes to give example of the infamous pornstar – Sofia Rose in this regard. He once created a wonderful blog post giving example on his blog with the title – ‘The Battle of the BBWs’. In this blog post, he wrote just as I pasted below:-

“Take Sofia Rose, the pornstar as the challenger BBW and Samantha 38G as the reigning BBW of the porn industry, Sofia can give Samantha a run for her money any day of the week. Sofia just loves sex and that’s the reason why she kisses her male partners so much on the lips. Take her HeavyonHotties videos for example, in both of those videos, she spent almost half of the time kissing that fat dude.”

Riku says that he himself doesn’t watch the mainstream American porn much, but rather he spends most of his spare time jacking-off to the videos on the AsianSexDiary.